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 26.09.2011
I have a large soft bed, my girlfriend sits on it without any problems. She comes to me and while I’m working she rolls on the bed and... falls asleep, and so every time! What a sex.
The dialogue:
Next time you will go to bed with me only through the bed.
How is it? O_O
First sex and then sleep. It is forbidden to sit on your bed.
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