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 27.09.2011
Disposition - I, Tavria, black terrier, winter, snow falls. I live on the mountain, it’s almost night, I just go and go no matter where, but for the company there is a dog sitting on the back seat. After 5 seconds, I realize that the mirror lights do not light and they need to be wiped out with a cloth. Since the car is not heated yet, I do not want to shut down and quietly descend from the hillside - wherever it will be, there are lighthouses. He stood, went out, went out, sat down, went out. And here, like the devil from the tobacco, a goat jumps out. That is, the documents (15 years ago, the case was, the gaez is holy, we cannot send it) and, turning the documents in your hands, cleverly asks, and why are you and the passenger changing places? Well, it was dark, well, snow, well he thought I had moved. And I hurled, what it wants, I opened the door and asked - was it transplanted? And he will see his face face in the salon who tam. Black terrier is a very black (in the dark hours of the day invisible, and at any time of the day - a large, with a speck in front of the eyes, very service and security-responsible animal) and a very negative to menta dog (not a peculiarity of the breed, namely a specific specimen). And here, the mouth of the mouth in the salon, and the mouth of his nose almost silently clutches his teeth. He quickly returned the documents and also quickly escaped from the garages. At home premiated a dog with a healthy bone - deserved
and ;)
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