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 27.09.2011
A friend told me yesterday:
They and their husband have a anniversary, they want children and here she got pregnant, decided to give him a pregnancy test for the anniversary of the type as a surprise, well, original!
She wrapped everything in a box and hid it under the pillow. The husband came and she said to him - look for his present) At that sports gambling, he is looking for. It is warm, cold, hot...
The husband finds, unfolds, and here is a silent scene and the voice of the husband: you gave me a dried strip???? to
And she sits like that with a bouquet of flowers and says - I didn't think of it at all.)
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