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 02.10.2011
I told a friend about my cat.
On my belt, the ends of the teeth have disappeared somewhere. Well, I didn’t think long, the ends of the knots tied that they didn’t go inside. And while I’m not at home, my cat plays with these knots and unbinds. Every time I have to tie it up again.
I would like to give her headphones before she goes to work :)))

2 days later.
Remember I told you about my cat’s abilities?
Well what?
- She fucking turns out not to disconnect them, but to chew them off. Today I noticed that the length of the tassel is not enough, the ends do not coincide :(
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