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 06.10.2011
The xxx:
From today's trip to the band.
Duration: 365 days
The product:
1) "Jamm of apricot". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "abricos", dye "abricos".
2) "Smile of Strawberry" Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "malina", dye "malina".

YYYY :
The list can continue:
3) "Pleasure of bread". Composition: apples, flavour identical to natural "quas", dye "quas".
4) "Fertilizer and vegetable oil". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "oil", coloring "oil".
5) "Toilet paper" Composition: apples, flavour identical to natural "paper", coloring "paper".
6) "Coffee is soluble". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "coffee", coloring "coffee".

I seem to have found the secret of low prices in Lenta...
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