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 09.10.2011
The case was in the universe, a guy with the name Elephants studied with us, naturally the name was given to him Elephant. And all the five years of his studies were quipping him: “What are you slumbering or what are you slumbering when he was relying on anything.” But this is not the most important thing, all 5 years of study in our long and wide corridor between the dining room and the main body stood large 2-step glass doors, the glass in which there was never, and when the door was always in the door for the glass could be easily crossed without losing time to open a heavy door. And here on the 5th course, the elephant goes to the dining room and sees that one of the doors is closed, and through the other a dense stream of first-class students passes, the decision came instantly, he rushed out, with the cry "Learn lohi", walked through the hole in the closed doors, and passed under the ringing noise of the falling glass, which in the morning the foreigner inserted into the door.
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