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 20.05.2008
For some reason, the Russians, unlike other peoples, are proud of non-observance.

rules and their violation. Who else will be proud to show?

Hach protocols and compare, who has the fixed speed higher?

Now the technical progress has come to the help of the Khashoggi, the help of the Haishnikovs

No need anymore. Everyone has GPS navigators, and they have such a useful one.

Automatic memory of maximum speed.



In a very warm company there was a conversation about fast riding. Yes I

- Yes, I do - so what do you chase, your redvan doesn't do 250 at all - and I do.

Gorky - well, from Gorky I had 300 - and so on. Word for word,

Battled on the bet. They put a green hundred on the table and went.

navigators - who has the recorded speed higher, the whole bank and

will take.



And a quiet intellectual named Oleg came into the company. When they started

When I bet, he also got his hundred. Then they came to him, and all knew.

That his car is obviously not from McLaren's booth, the Japanese woman killed for years

20 of the family. If you want to volunteer

A hundred bucks, who will object?



They brought the navigators and began to compare. 220 - 230 - 235 - and what do you have?

and 180? “Yes, I gave the testimony a day ago – 250 – 250 – Oh, Schumacher! by 275. and

Here, Oleg gets his device and shows the number. 824 km per hour. to all

The jaw drops, but there is nowhere to go, they argue about the testimony.

The Sensor. Oleg wins with dignity. Subsequently, as

The majority was drunk.



When they separated, someone quietly asked:

Oleg, did you hack the navigator? They don’t seem to hack.

Yes is no. I turned it on one day in the plane.



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