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 16.10.2011
Error: a robot dies when a grenade hits it (it is from hitting, not from an explosion) D - a designer, P - a programmer.
D: The programmers broke everything! Why does it happen?! to
P: This is natural! Because the grenade weighs 100 kg! Why did you do it?
D : Yes! Let the grenade sink in the water!
Q: Why does it not drown with normal mass?
D: Because the water density is large! (The primaryMore than mercury
Q: Why is the density so large?! to
Let the wooden boxes swim!
Q: Why are they not swimming?! to
D: Because they weigh 50 kg!
Q: Why such a mass?! to
D: Otherwise they are badly crumbling!
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