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 18.10.2011
In the evening, after work, I went to the store and bought products. Before going to bed, in order not to forget the work of the sausage, she wrote on a small sheet with a fatty flomaster: "DURA! Take a cupcake"! And attaching a stick to her hat, she went to sleep. In the morning he goes to the subway to work... the man next door sits, pushes her to the side and says, “Well, stupid, did you forget the sausage?”

In the midst of the "orange" revolution, a joke for the sake of the white hat of our courier grabbed a healthy orange mark with Yushchenko and all his guard. They sprinkled the whirlwind, feeling her reaction (she is a fierce supporter of Yanukovych). Who knew that when she was going to go with the mail, she would not look in the mirror, and we would turn around and forget to warn? She returned, almost suffocated me - half a day with a huge agitation on her forehead, she walked around the city - and to the police and to the prosecutor's office, no bastard said anything to her :-), until the security guard stopped in our court :-)
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