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 22.10.2011
About the "unnecessary" women’s bags. I will list my content:
The mobile
Players with headphones.
Blocks and two pens.
The daily
The wallet
Passport and Certificate
Home and work keys.
Charge from mobile
A difficult umbrella.
-a small cosmetic with balsam for the lips, hand cream, mirror, mini-roast, shovel, there are also a couple of blades, mini-blades, nail bar, several buttons and threads with a needle (in case of an emergency)
Normal and wet wipes.
Backup paddle again in the case of the HP (sorry)
-the second cosmetic, in which I store the medicines I need for pressure and heart, valerian, no-shpu, patch, cougars from cough, a pencil with hydrogen peroxide.
The book
In the summer, a bottle of water is usually added to all this, on a working day - a bowl or a container with lunch.
All these things I need. Most are used constantly, the same ones that are used less often (such as scissors or scissors) still very profitable in unexpected situations not only me, but others.
And now, if you, men, have read it to the end, where do I keep it all? In the pocket?
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