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 25.12.2007
Hello to you :)
NICKALLASS: Hello
Did you feed the cat?
NICKallASS: Not yet, it’s wet, it’s trembling. Fan of Sushi.
How wet is it? There is no water in the apartment for the second day.
NICKALLASS: Water was given...
Angelina: ))) so what about the cat?
NICKALLASS: well
Angelina: What is it?? to
NICKALLASS: Do you promise not to argue?
Angelina: what about the KOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????? MLA
NICKALLASS: promise me
Okay, talk now
NICKallASS: Well you remember yesterday didn’t like my socks carefully dressed under the couch. Today, when they gave you water, I decided to make you a pleasant snack.
What is the cat here?
NICKallASS: Well, I uploaded through FTP to the machine all the socks accumulated in 2 days, set the access rights to light and water for the washing machine, started.
Angelina: Well...
NICKallASS: Well I sit and watch the movie and here I remember about the cat, started looking for nowhere. And then, as I walked around the washing machine, I saw something in the illuminator that didn’t look like my socks. During the investigation it was established that it was a cat. I noticed him there already at the stage of drawing off.
Angelina: Blowing Blowing Blowing!!!! to
NICKALLASS: Well, and you promised. Let us call him Yuri.
Angelina: What kind of jura??? You are fucking fucking???? to
NICKallASS: Well he passed the course of preparation for flight: non-heating, cyntrophuge, load and large temperature variations. I think it is hoped to be named in honor of Gagarin.
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