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 26.10.2011
News discussion: "Today on the market in the range:

- Stretching the bubble - you can smooth up the wrinkles, make it leaner or lush.
- You can make small lips a "bunt" or cut off all the ugly things from them.
- You can increase large sex lips or make them raise.
You can do something with the clitoris.
You can be a virgin again.
- You can "enlarge the G-spot" and a lot more."

And how our grandmothers and great-grandmothers lived without this and gave birth to 5-8 children - I don't mind.

Yyy: Sorry for the mat, but as one clever grandfather said, it’s because you used to fuck and kiss your lips, and now it’s the opposite.
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