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 09.11.2011
Posts about KISS:
I go mountain skiing, I know two languages, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs! I am looking for a man for a serious relationship... Ready to be on maintenance, interested in the amount of $20,000 - no controls and obligations and $40,000. I will only be you! P.S I’m crazy about the turtles of the Indian Ocean, the sharks of the Gulf of Oman, the Hotel Parus... I’ll be pleased with a man who understands how much my escort costs.

The stone:
Well guys, let’s get off?
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