My acquaintance with Sisadmin told me this story:
He came to me one evening, late after work, ate, sat in the inette, then we had sex with him.. in the morning mom knocks on the door, and he lies without cowards, I tell him:
Dress a coward or cover yourself with a blanket, or my mother can’t come to me.
What he says in his dream:
Strange, I didn’t change my password on the domain.

c) Finch