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 10.11.2011
I'm driving today, without papers, without permits, and it's dark on the street.
xxx: I see, the Gaiishnik stands in the distance, well, the shape is so well illuminated. I slowed down, attached the belt, opened the window, and there was a bumblebee of some bearded standing in the form of a menta.
xxx: Well, and the hell pulled me out to say to him, "huli scares a liar?"...
xxx: Today I go to GAI to pay a fine and take the car...
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