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 12.11.2011
I got into the DDR today. I crashed the BMW X5.
Ask what? The tram...
Ask how? I pushed the tram.

It is true :) The tramway stuck at the intersection (on the suspension where it stopped there is no electricity) the car driver asked to push. As long as we pushed (just a meter!) We managed to overtake and cut BMW. In which we ride and ride.

I can imagine the faces of the Gaiishnikovs and the protocols.
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