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 14.11.2011
They put the children to sleep, sat down with their wife in the kitchen and decided to eat ice cream. Just put in the plates and began to eat, as Mishka (5 years old) comes in and looks with contempt. He breathes up and says, “So at night, when we sleep, do you eat ice cream?”

The next day, I took Misha out of the garden. Going past the food store. If I want to recover, I suggest going in and buying ice cream. We come in, get in the line and when we approach the seller I say what ice cream we want. The son, squeezing, loudly, to the whole store clarifies: "Is this exactly the same thing that you and mom eat at night?" And to enhance the effect with a slight insult adds: "As long as all people are sleeping!"
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