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 15.11.2011
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Something got upset and wanted to review this famous film hit of schoolgirls of all times and peoples And now explain to me schoolgirls, once you are in love with this movie
Why did the ancient vampire at the age of 109, who loved more than a hundred luxurious women during his lifetime (maybe Marilyn Monroe) suddenly take on a dull, brainless, unsexual schoolgirl, an apparent drug addict and a frigid, like a barrel?
2nd How they are going to have sex if the vampires have cold blood and an erection is impossible - because an erection comes from hot blood
Why do vampires react to the cuts on Christ's arms, and do not react to her menstrual periods?
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