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 18.11.2011
How did it all go, okay?
I’ve found a new way to get a girl to leave you.
hhh: tweeting how it could have been wise by making her an offer
WOW: I called her to the cafe, gave a cardboard box like that, I say open it. She opens, and there the rabbit is splashy, on a lightning bubble. The rabbit opens - there is a duck, also plunging with a lightning on the puff. He opens the duck, and there the kidder surprises and looks at him. I tell her to open. It opens and there inside the needle (I surprisingly glued this cracked kidner for two hours) and to the end of the needle the ring is glued
WOW: Of the less censored words I heard only "death, fucking, yours?and "
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