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 20.11.2011
Conversation with a guy:
I: I say right away, there will be no sex!
He said, “You are what! I had no thoughts!
I: Don’t scream, I see it in my eyes!
He said: Nothing like that! Look into these honest eyes (removing the glasses), they say...
I want to fuck!
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