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 24.11.2011
Aaaah a fucking shit!
The BBB Votsap?
Aaa I have today the water supply in the kitchen turned, flooded me, here I called the sanitary. I am a 60 year old man, a cute man, and I don’t have to go. I gave him 200 r and he dropped it. call in 20 minutes "Hello, it’s you from the ZK worry. Did the technician come to you? So, he just discovered that his cat had taken with him. Will you return it or will it be better for us?
My kiss went into this uncle’s bag and sat there without a single whisper until he was found! Am I really a fucking housewife?
BBB Lisa, you are a fucker! Is it enough to feed the animal with vegetables? I know you are on a diet. But what about him? The next step is to jump from the 16th floor.
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