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 25.11.2011
I tell you from my father’s words. It was in the year 1970 or 69.
Kharkiv Hydrometeorological Technicum. It was taught by a Jew by the name of Tuller. And to give him the work was archaeological, but possible, since his subject was loved by Tuller and invested it in the heads of yesterday's scholars with all care. Any work brought to the delivery (accounting) a slide, squeezing the eye, kicked off and with the words: "Well you, baby, scratched..." sent a sdudiousus to rework the drawing, and if lucky to correct the comments. And the fonts so across the throat everyone stood, until they learned to write the drawing font all, I repeat ALL. Now the story itself. In the male toilet on the whitened wall a grid was spread, indicating the angle of inclination of 75 degrees, and in compliance with all requirements for the drawing fonts (the thickness of the lines of the letters, the distance between them, the height of the letters, and the radius of the roundings) was written: TULLER. At the break, Tuller himself goes to the toilet, sees this work, clamps his eye, and where without this, got a pencil and put under the same rating.
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