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 25.11.2011
Today on television, the doctor said that in order to live in peace with ourselves, we need to finish the things we have started, then we all get more peace in our lives.

I started looking for things at home that I started but didn’t finish. Thus, I found and finished a bottle of Merlo, half a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of gin, a bottle of rum, the remainder of a pack of vlium, a box of chic... and... of olada.

You don’t know how I feel like a stitch. Give it to all who want to have peace within you. And tell them I’m... blues.

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