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 23.05.2008
jams: I had a call "press reset sharply and the machine is no longer turned on" - came - tried to turn on - from the BP beam spark and cut light at the entire entrance - the client (happy so, thickening the finger into the system)"yes-yes, this is how he doesn't turn on" - mole writer No. 1 - taken to the service - burned everything except one of the 2 lines of memory and blinkers - the reason for all this badminton was issued by servicemen in a separate box with a sheet "burned...burned... burned.... the cockroaches in the set are attached"; - pizza No. 2 - asked why I burned the cockroaches and they say that "people don't believe and require to
The moral of this fairy tale of life: press reset - kill the cockroach and you will win a hit for half a piece of green
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