by wartex:
As far as I know (from films, off-courses), the assemblies of Anonymous Alcoholics use the following formula:
Hello, my name is Batman and I am an alcoholic. I have not been drinking for 8 days."
When you get up and say:
Hello, my name is Batman and I am an alcoholic. 20 minutes ago I drank a cold, swollen bottle of beer. And you know what? I am not ashamed of drops. Do you know what I will do when I get out of here? Aaa to! I can see what you know!"