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 08.12.2011
You have asked:
Vladson: I hate eating cocktails, do I mean I’m afraid of cocktails and latent cocktails in general?

We are responding!
If you just don’t like to eat cakes, then you’re okay. However, be careful if the following statements apply to you:
- you consider cabbage abnormal, harmful, unnatural
Cabbages by one of their existence cause you to hate.
You are calling for the fight against cockroaches, or at least to ban them legally.
You say to your son, “Don’t be a cowboy, you’re a man, blatant!”
- you think that cabbage badly affects the culinary education of young people
One day in your dream you ate a dish with strawberries and you liked it, although you will never admit it to yourself.

Also interesting fact:
If homophobes are latent homosexuals, then an active gay who hates homophobes is homophobes. Such a gay is called Geim Schrödinger, because it is both active and latent.

Good day and good mood!
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