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 14.12.2011
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UUU: These babies... The day didn’t go well, everything rolled out of the hands, at work, the last two weeks were completely disconnected from mobile phones, the internet and other communications... Here in this mess a call from her, well, I think we didn’t say for a long time, we should raise the tube, the girl is still mine:
Hello to you!
Hi to you! Tell Annika not to tell everyone that we are together.
(I am in Ahuya) And why did we break up?
Yes, I have abandoned you.
And how should I have known about it?
Well, I didn’t answer you on the sms, so I left you.
Here, with a wild whistle, I turn from the streak, rye for another five seconds, stop sharply, I say, "You are a fucking sheep, I put the telephone.
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