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 24.05.2008
In our courtyard often walks with erdel girl Julia. Erdel Bars is evil.

and stupid. He is always on the lead. Yulia is at the end.

the lead and exhausted rattles on Barsa when he rattles to try on the tooth

Another little dog.

And Andrew lives in the same house. A lonely strange man. He has a dog.

The dog is called the Count and acts as the Count in the graphic. aristocratic

The contempt for everything around and even the foot is struck carelessly and elegantly.

Andrei recently brought a shivering puppy. In a week all

The surrounding dog owners knew that he had found a dog in the oak behind a railroad.

Oregon is a bad place. And comrades there gather bad ones, and injectors

At the bottom of the sea. Not everyone goes down the slippery grass to complain.

The Pushing. The puppy was beaten with a fracture of the leg.

For a month two puppies were laid off, Andrei carried him to the veterinarian,

I went out. And finally brought it to light.

The Count walks slowly through the desert, a puppy rotates next to three legs.

The owner pulls for the dogs through the buffalo, hanging the leashes on his neck.

And suddenly because of the corner of the fence - Bars.

How this idiot broke off the lead, God knows. Julia appears to be

belt on the hand. But the fact. A fool has freedom.

Bars announces himself with a terrible whirlwind and a glow of clocks. Evaluate live

The situation and stumbling on a crazy puppy.

Andrei rushes to defend, but does not have time, backward. The puppy pushes

A thin tail and sinking under the Count. Just under the stomach and nose.

The front legs of the doge.

Yulia jumps out and visits the whole area "To me!“Fu!”

Yes is. That second. I will go. Only...

And what only?

Bars, who was outraged, did not immediately realize that the puppy was already "in the house". and what

The house is already rocking healthy cloves, collecting the nose in a fold. He brakes

The nose to the nose with the dog. Have you seen the evil dog? Better to you.

Never see that. 10 seconds they stood there. Heated

Erdel, a frightened puppy and a roaring dog. Barry then turned back and

In the hands of the hostess. Julia took him. Herald did not object for the first time.

The Count moved further, and the puppy was walking under his stomach.

“It’s on the roof,” said someone from our company. I would have such a roof.



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