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 27.12.2007
My friends told me a funny story yesterday. They have a Busya cat, and they love this cat... to smash toys.
Someone gave their daughter a funny toy – a mouse, you press on it, and she says, “I love you!” In the words of a familiar:
I wake up at night because of this toy. I think she's like a grandmother's daughter, who's playing with her? I get up, turn on the light, and there Busya fucking her in the whole roast, and the mouse cries: I love you!!! I love you!! I love you!!and "

** after reading the quotation pressed on the mouse and he wept
" and Let’s repeat"
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