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 15.12.2011
I bought the headphones in the store. I come home, I connect to my Nokia, and the plug goes off slowly and the sound disappears. And then I noticed the inscription on the box "For iPod". All in embarrassment I carry back to the store, I say, say, so and so, my nails do not fit. The Consultant says:
Do you not see what is written here "for iPad"? Did they break from your Nokia?
The connections are the same!
Well very little! If the plug is not inserted in the nest intended for it, then anything can happen.
I rounded my eyes and said:
Something I have not heard that people from anal sex have a penis falling away.
He laughed, returned the money, said to come again.
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