We do repairs in the apartment. The wife enters the room where I and my aunt are cutting the wallpaper.
My wife is watching me stick the wallpaper and carefully tear it away from the wall so that I can’t break it and crack it again.
Wife: Sun, why do you paint your wallpapers? I have to get rid of them, and they have to get rid of me!
My husband and I :D
Wife: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, keep silent!