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 20.12.2011
The XXXX newspaper:
"Moscow on November 1. Russian soldiers are freezing for the second winter. The reason - in a new form from fashion designer Valentine Yudashkin. However, the Defense Ministry assures that the soldiers do not know how to wear it. For new recruits even developed a special method. It is handed over directly in the military commands, and..." (But this is the sex of trouble...) Further with his wife roasted for a long time:
The new shape for the unusual coloring, which more resembles computer pixels, was immediately nicknamed "digital" in the army. According to the developers, such a drawing is not noticeable not only on the grass, but also in infrared radiation, which is commonly used in night vision devices.
Fuck... And we thought about deceiving the heat sensor... Well, of course! The pixels!! to
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