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 21.12.2011
Sasha we go?
P.N.N: I didn’t sleep from my feet today.
Was it a fun night?and ;)
PNN: Ah, not that word
PNN: Yesterday, my phone was stolen on the street, no, the guy was not stolen. So I dreamed at night that they were crashing into my home and let the computer check! And there all the gaps are broken and 800GB of movies are scattered!I am in horror trying to escape through the window, but I am tied up and taken to jail. And there I sit in the same chamber with Navalny and my neighbor, who was imprisoned for the robbery 5 years ago! And Nawalny is like, “Well, I’m fine, but you’ll be given eight years!”
Sasha: *rolf* *rolf* *rolf*
I jumped all in the sweat and from 4 in the morning I was sitting in the kitchen smoking.
Sasha: Well, actually two questions:
What kind of window do you have if you have a 6th floor?! to
Sasha: Well, how did Navalny not fall in spirit?)))
PNN: You are the same!! Go to Fuck!! to
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