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 23.12.2011
Why is your mother not married?
dashik: bээээ.. mnnээээ.. here imagine - my notebook is in repair, on the compass collapsed axis, only her netbook works. In two days I can't stand, I steal into the kitchen. In the kitchen from the netbook oret... koooooraaaabl waieieje... I taak love thist stroooooy. Mother, standing on the table, makes an extraction. I get a screwdriver on my forehead and promise to get a tester in my eye if I tore her book. after my complaint: I would have the internet, well, for at least half an hour, without leaving the board and waving the tool, I read a lecture about the bios and the configuration of our comp, my mommy's own hand collected. And they bless: Go baby, you already know everything.
Nastik: and what?
Dashik: At two o’clock in the night, I appreciate the working extractor, the mother knocks her tongue and criticizes the wood on the meter, working a compass.
Your mom knows how to repair the clothes.
Dash: No is not. It costs everything. And if we break the extraction, I will be read a lecture on the principles of the extraction and they will say: go baby, you already know everything... and I will go... and I will repair...
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