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 25.12.2011
I stand in a line at the post office, in front of me a few people, in front of the window stands a man with a fun look in headsets, and behind him a shy girl. The classic of the genre suits the aunt and begins to rub this girl that behind this man was another aunt and here she took her. Because of her humility, she is silent and leaves her. The man turns to the aunt and says:
Do you have all your teeth?! to
Why? →? to
Because you’re so strong, you’re constantly beaten out!! to
Aunt cries and sparks with saliva:
Have you gone crazy?? to
I am a crazy man!! I just got out of the fool!! and turning
You are a girl, don't miss her, she wasn't behind me, I
I confirm!! to
The curtain. All the visitors bowed.
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