The wife goes on holiday for a week, soon a taxi will arrive, she stands dressed and gives the last instructions:
J: and water the flowers... do not forget to water the cactus in the refrigerator... feed the cat... and so on.
Literally every fourth item is "cat feeds" (in total she reminded about the cat 9 times, I counted!When she finished, I said in a joke:
I: Yes, and the flowers water.
Yes, of course, do not forget to water the flowers.
I: Listen, you forgot to say that I was feeding a cat.
Oh my God, of course. Do not forget to feed the cat.! to
I: Listen, you forgot to say that I was feeding a cat.
End the fool, I have no memory.

No-no...