Incident at work.
The worker of the workshop - Shamil (whether Uzbek or Tajik I don't know) does not go to work, the reason is understandable, the evening before the change drank, and the next day turned off the phone and just didn't go to work without any explanation.
The next day after the walk appears, and nose to nose meets with the boss, and what to lie to see did not come up with such a dialogue.
The Chief: Shamil! My mother on her feet!! Have you lost the fear?!! I didn’t go to work, I didn’t call, I turned off the phone, let’s explain!! to
Shamil: The chief... my wife had a month.
What are you there, the bastard?! to