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 29.12.2011
From foreign history of disease (translation from English):

The patient refused to open.
The patient had not committed suicide before.
The patient left the leukocytes in another hospital.
The patient's medical history - without features, except for the set
40 pounds in the last three days.
She has neither a shake nor a cold, but her husband notes that she was very hot in bed last night.
The patient has pain in the chest when lying on his left side for more than a year.
On the second day the condition of the knee improved, on the third day it disappeared.
The patient is depressed, constantly crying. There are also signs of depression.
My patient has suffered from depression since she first approached me.
1993 to 1993
Status: Alive but without my permission.
A shy 59-year-old man, looking healthy, in a healthy mind, but forgotten.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Pain from the fingers and below.
Skin: wet and dry.
The patient is conscious and does not respond.
Periodically experiences constant rare headaches.
Rectal examination showed that the size of the thyroid gland is within the normal range.
She that she had suffered from constipation almost all her life until she divorced.
The breasts are the same, react well to light and movement.
The patient has two teenage children. There are no other deviations from the norm.
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