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 30.12.2011
I have a cat, a vampire.
2 – What does it mean?
1 - I buy milk in a package not in cardboard, but in such a soft, plastic... came, chatted away, left on the table... come - milk flows from the table. And on the package with milk two careful holes from the cloves. and the happy cat lacks milk from the floor... well, though not well lying, opening his mouth, where it drops milk from the table...
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