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 31.12.2011
I go to the entrance, call the elevator, and it is silent and from the last floor to the first goes a long time, but I know about how long to wait, and the call button when you press it does not light up, as if the elevator does not work.
I am standing, I wait, a girl enters the entrance, stands around me and stands, looks I am standing and the elevator is not called, presses a button and the button does not light up, asks the elevator, what does not work?
xxxh: here, I understand that the elevator is already coming, I get a pencil out of the bag, and with the movement of the harypotty I say "Allohamora!""...and here the door opens.
I went into the elevator... and the girl stood looking at me and obviously thought that if I ran into the wall I would get to station 9 and 3/4...
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