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 03.01.2012
I lie with my girlfriend on the bed, getting ready to sleep. I explain some simple thing and give simple examples for visibility.
I: Well, in general, this is when the nose is itching and it cannot be scratched.
She scratches her nose
I: Well, or when you want to sneeze and it is not possible not to sneeze.
She screams *
I: Hm... Well, in principle it’s like a mine.
Second pause, wild rust of both
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