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 23.01.2012
My mom asked me to throw a song on the phone, so that it would be cool when it rings. Having recorded every old man and every other bitch, mistakenly believing that Stas Mikhailov is the sample of the best on the stage in the eyes of my mother, I put him on the melody.
Mother's reaction: Yes, under this music I won't even raise my ass from the chair!
Ma, I am really proud!
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