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 25.01.2012
Our affordable housing is the most affordable in the world!
I rented land from the state, on the condition that if I build a house there in 5 years, I will be able to privatize the house and the plot. The house would only be built - a modest house 6x8 with a fence in the middle. The construction took 200 mph. After six months, the documents...
A bunch of commissions, a bunch of documents and a bunch of money - quite expected, but! The Apophis:
Fire Inspection
The SNiP on the same page indicates the thickness of the partition (expansion of the pipe in the place where it passes through the ceiling) in sequence: 130mm, the next point is 250mm, another point is 375mm, and at the end of the note "for all cases" is 500mm. The inspector gets the calculator and folds 130+250+375+500=1255mm, and this is in each direction!!! Thus, with the size of the oven 80x50cm I get a tube 276x263,5cm
To all questions one answer - "so written", but the inspector for the modest 15t.r. He will close his eyes and sign the document.
Fucking people, full fucking people
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