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 26.01.2012
I am doing repairs in a recently purchased apartment. He took the jamsuits, gave money, went on a business trip. You need to: scratch the old wallpaper, look at the state of the walls and decide, immediately wallpaper or grounding, etc. He arrived in a week. The picture. The wallpaper on the spot, the house scam, no jamshuds... fucking! We cried 15 pieces... From sorrow, he called a friend, picked up a poylla and for a rushed conversation scratched our wallpapers. The walls are ideal.thinking for a short time (until the creative momentum is exhausted, we go to buy wallpapers for papyrus and more tapestry, and new wallpapers in place! In the morning we go to look at the work of our hands and decide what to do with the castles. The keys are in Busurman. The door opened unexpectedly easily... Well, then imagine the reaction of two Russians who see that two Uzbek people are striking us new!!! The wall! The last sentence was, “Cavalier!” We work! The neighbors called the mentions. :( summary: minus 40 rubles, crippled views of new neighbors, plus replacement of locks (keys have never been found) now I think Koreans to hire...
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