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 28.01.2012
I love you very much, you know?
YYY: is it true?
xxx: not
I want to fuck you, I will divorce you.
xxx: I will fuck you about the moon from the sky and the apartment on the cottage
yyy: you will be good fuck - I listen, I will give and I will not notice)
XXX: Listen to me
xxx: All celestial bodies are initially assigned some effort, and they do not lose it solely because they are in the vacuum, but even in the vacuum there is a microscopic fraction - microscopic dust, etc., there is no absolute emptiness.
so that the effort is gradually wasted and sooner or later becomes too small, the moon will gradually begin to lower its orbit around the earth and eventually fuck straight on us) so that if you do me a favor and do not leave me for a few billions of years, the moon from the sky I guarantee you)
Q: How did your legs move?
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