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 01.02.2012
We have a company in the city. Well there, fix something, move the closet or even twist the bulb if the ceiling is high.
There are a few challenges from the family, everyone is nervous. The red husband is hiding from shame, the wife is splashing with reproach. There are challenges from men, but the masters themselves refuse to go - they are afraid. Most of the challenges, of course, come from single women, but they hide a danger - the firm has already lost two valuable, the most handsome professionals. The third was after the jealous wife. Therefore, my acquaintance, the operator of this company, learned to cut boring ladies at the root, in three notes. But business is business – in order not to make a mistake and not to remain at all without customers, first insidiously asks clarification questions. One day a call, a very feminine voice, complaining – “I called the master, and you sent a fat man! Please send me a puppy! » The woman who knows the word does not go into her pocket: “Blonde or brunette? What color of eyes? And what does evil mean - fiery, muscular and tall? “No, just a small boy! »
My friend asked me, “How much do you weigh? 40 kg and what? “A girl has flirted. The case was clear, another hunter. The acquaintance was going to hang a tube with the elaborate wording: "Our company does not engage in intimate services! But the girl continued, “You understand, we have a narrow hole before the socket, your fat couldn’t get...”
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