My husband and daughter are sick at home. Call from work:
I: What are you doing?
M: You won’t believe it. I sit in the crown on the throne.
I : what?
I am the prince.
I: of what?
M: Okay, once I, here the dragon attacked the princess, I run to rescue.

In 5 minutes. He calls again, “Listen, come first, my ass is already hurt from the throne and the roof is worn.