A friend of mine, a chemist, said that alcohol could be made from shit, and here is his statement:
1) We take the shit =))
When burned, we get CO2 + H2O
CO2 + 2Mg = 2MgO + C
3C + CaO = CaC2 + CO
CaC2 + 2H2O = Ca(OH)2 + HC_ = CH
HC_=CH + H2O in the presence of H2SO4+HgSO4(Kat)=CH3COH
7) CH3COH + H2 in the attack Ni(Kat) = C2H5OH!!!!!! to
Here’s you and the shit. 😉

But I didn’t believe it.)