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 14.02.2012
This night was a nightmare. I dreamed that Ukraine and Egypt were united into one state I do not remember who joined, I remember only how excited all kinds of figures, through the television, sang about how our territory has increased, and that this is the beginning of conquering almost the entire universe.
The apophysis of schizophrenia was a warm yellow landscape, pyramids, and a sphincter with a mouth.
I woke up in a cold sweat, now I think whether to work less or drink more.
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