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 14.02.2012
The case was in Moscow, noted a friend's DR))) so decently drunk and decided to go to buy more) went in two with a friend) we went out into the yard and then he fell asleep he says you go I guess, well I go by the children's playground to me two copniks fit typically give a cell phone to call, and my phone is expensive... said that is not. Here one says, and if we check, well, I was under their head and replied where they would go in the end a fight began. How strange I did them both) I am happy that the hopnikov shouted a friend and at this moment I understand that I have someone behind my back, cooking there another man 6 stands... I run, half an hour from them in the area ran... all the forces at the outcome I run into some arc and there foolish and hopper from behind already run... I panic what to do... and suddenly I see a police bean standing on the machine I do not understand, I run and come to it, there are two people sitting there one drinks a mineral, I pull out this bottle and drink it all... here and I got where I went down.
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